stuckinapril:

being a person in your 20s is like being 40 and being 16 at the same time. i am simultaneously too old and too young for this shit

turntaxesgayer:

Goncharov was special because not only did we establish canon, we created a whole fanon gay interpretation and proceded to ignore the (not even real) original in favour of it. And thats what tumblr is all about.

literallyaflame:

literallyaflame:

seeing the terms “bad rep” and “good rep” applied to media that was created by and for an in-group makes me want to eat glass

“not sure if this is a good representation of the trans community :/“ right well a trans person made it, and they made it for other trans people, so. perhaps that logic is not applicable here. must we live our entire creative lives under the watchful eye of Cisgender Scrutiny? how can you compare self-expression to willful misrepresentation lmao

memewhore:

xixijinping:

thebootydiaries:

sunflowerbutch:

razor ads “that’s right, we’re not like those stuffy old squares who try to control your body. we’re not afraid to say it: i’m a woman, and i love shaving my armpits! yeah, we went there - we said the word: armpits. *airhorn noise* *record scratch* uh, yeah, women have hair! wild notion, right, grandpa? we’ll get used to it! except don’t get too used to it, because it’s gonna get shaved. for feminism”

hxh:

REASONS TO TEXT AT WORK 🤳📶

1. IT’S SO FUN

officialyoda:

officialyoda:

officialyoda:

officialyoda:

does anybody else remember that reality show where they gaslit a bunch of americans into thinking they were competing to marry prince harry but it was really just some guy

greelin:

very proud of myself for being able to drive but the second people start naming highways and roads and shit i’m out. “did you take 69 south? Come in at pissy shitty parkway?” brother i put it in maps and it took me here. You are speaking another language to me right now. one i am not even remotely fluent in.

em-dashes:

when u come up with a tiny change for your story that not only makes the writing flow better but also hammers in the character motivations and story theme

passionpeachy:

passionpeachy:

I’m lactose intolerant but I think I can still have these 2 pints of ice cream, 8 milkshakes, 12 chocolate puddings, 27 bowls of mac n cheese and suck the teat of this cow relatively unharmed

it hurds

bloodenjoyer:

Its me qtip don’t listen to them boy put me in your ear

angelicguy:

getting one of my friends to housesit and hes like Aw man dude don’t worry just enjoy your vacation and the moment I close the door to get in my taxi he tweets “i love smoking cigarettes indoors”